I was blind but now I see...

The Men Tell All...
...or at least what they'll let us see. I've a feeling the best stuff was off camera.

Oh, Sean, Sean, Sean. What a total waste. Please, Dear Universe, make him the next Bachelor (not gonna happen I'm afraid. I heard it was Roberto. Alas). But really? You had to thank her?

"Thanks for breaking my heart. My mom said it was healthy.

My eyes are open now. They never were before. 

This has made me hopeful for the future and showed me I can love again.

Thanks for showing me blah, blah-blah, blah-blah."

Young Chris apparently still has anger issues (did you ever notice how he looks sort of like an eagle? The eyes? Beak? No?), and apparently he can't think for himself because he had to thank Emily for opening his eyes too.

On a positive note....

I'm glad Emily realized she should have given Doug Dad the rose on the group date when he was the one who stepped up to the plate and told her about Kalon and the baggage.

So long, Bird Head. Ryan has good hair! Just seeing that alone, made watching the Men Tell All worth it.

Until next time, Fellow Time Wasters! Hope you'll join us at our Finale Viewing Party!