I'll take Quotable Quotes for 600, Alex

Quote #1:

Let's start with Bobblehead Chris. "I may be only 25, but I'm a man!" Good for you, Chris! And you do seem like a nice guy. You'll probably out last poor Alejandro. Wait 'til she finds out he's only 24!

Quote #2:
Dear Emily, I love your friends. They basically used and abused your “boys” for their own personal enjoyment, making them dance, do pushups and…. undress.  And they're responsible for some of my favorite quotes of the night, mainly because they're true....

"Sean is a genetic gift to the world."

"What would your super power be? You’d look good in a cape.

Or some spandex."

French Braid Friend cracked me up. I couldn't help (Seriously. I couldn't help it) think of that Lois Lane quote from Superman, "Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me? I don't know who you are. Just a friend from another star...." (There's more, but it's just awful).

Quote #3:

Dear Friend of mine who said Ryan-with-the-hair was her favorite,

"If you got fat I'd still love you, just not love on you." So what do you think now? He’s a prize, that one!

Quote #4:

"Hey-yaaaaaa!" and every other word ending that comes out of that girl's mouth-aaaaaaaa.

Quote #5:

Kalon (who obviously stole Aaron's professor glasses), is a condenscending sockless arse and I don't like him. He was already on dangerous ground when he started to fill Emily in on his not so secret wish that his first child would be his own, but this took the prize: "I love it when you talk," he tells her, "but I wish you'd let me finish." Oh, snap. I've never seen anyone's eyes literally flash before. If you want to know what suppressed rage looks like, she was it. "Okay," she sweetly says, then blasts him with...

Quote #6:

"I do like tall, skinny and funny, but I don't like tall, skinny and condescending."

Fortunately for Kalon, next up is Alessandro. He's responsible for all the rest of the night's quotes.

Quote #7:
"Yes, I cheated on an ex. She was my cousin. My third cousin."

Quote #8:
"Yes. I have had one night stands.

Quote #9:

"[You and your daughter are a compromise.] I'm a gypsy. I can't even have a pet!"

Quote #10:

And the bizarre behavior didn’t stop there. Here's what Emily had to say in her blog on People.com:  "Alessandro's comments definitely threw me for a loop, but that wasn't even the craziest thing he said. What you all didn't get to see is that he thinks of himself as a "Vampire Detector" and let me know that not only was there a vampire in the house, but he also had me join him in the woods, which explains my combat boots as I was walking him out.  When he took me out to his special place in the woods, I saw that he had hung crosses from every limb on every tree and in that moment I knew we were living on completely different planets. I do appreciate Alessandro's honesty, but maybe he should try to keep a house plant alive before we test his skills out on my daughter!"

Now, that's the kind of stuff we want to see, ABC. Not Tony crying against a brick wall.

By the way, I'm still solid on my top two. I say it'll be Arie and Sean for the final two. I do like Charlie, but I don't think he's going to make it to the final three. She'll probably take Chris over Charlie.

See ya next time-aaaaaaaaa!