Rainbow Connection

“Wocka Wocka!” I’m right, aren’t I? The Muppets stole the show! I actually put down my book and watched that part. I’m not sure what was up with Emily’s “dance” or poor Charlie’s mini meltdown (he’s still a bit slow-going, but I really like that guy), but if they did a Muppet Bachelor, I’d watch.

Let’s talk Ryan for a minute, shall we? I know he’s an early favorite of a couple of you, and he certainly seems nice, but I just can’t get past the hair. He does that on purpose! It looks like a cockatoo fan on the top of his head. And… he’s a gum chomper. Yep. A chomper. And if there’s one thing on this planet that I can’t abide, it’s a chomper. So Ryan? Lose the gum, lose the hair, or lose the girl.

You know our friend, Doug, the one with the 12-year-old kid? The one who supposedly did this? If he didn’t do that, then I rather like him. It’s hard to reconcile the two because he seems so likeable.

Ah, Joe. You blew it. What are you doing in five years? "Uh, ummm, uh, a lot of these things don't get planned out." WRONG answer! I was waiting for her to pull the lever and you to be sucked down through a hole in the floor.

Aside from Joe’s early departure, what’d you think of the 100-year-old “resort” hotel? An interesting vacation location, but to each his own I suppose. I’ll bet it smelled weird.

Dear Mr. Bobble-head,

Your seven page homemade epistle was… well, it was seven pages. Single spaced! You wrote, “Thank you for being you.” What does that even mean? That’s like writing in someone’s yearbook, “Don’t ever change. Stay just the way you are.” I should know. It’s what I wrote in everyone’s book when I was in 7^th grade.

So at the end, we lost the look-a-likes, Aaron with the glasses and Kyle. WHY?! Why did she pick them over the dancing elf guy and One F Jef? At least she kept Kalon, because we need some sort of villain.

Did you love the line, “If you have Louis Vuitton luggage, and you’re a guy? You’re a BEEP!” Classic.

Did you notice long haired Michael with the pony tail? Not bad! He’s still a bit creepy though.

Did you notice how often Sean was featured, even though he didn’t have a date?

And what do you think about Arie? 

And finally, does the way she talks bother you too? "Heeey-a!" "Hiiiiiii-a!" "No way-a."

‘Til next time-a!