"It feels like you're a meat that they want to eat you"

 

17 Things I Know for Sure:

1. If you want to look sexy, you're going to need a hula-hoop.
2. "I can stick my fist in my mouth” isn’t something to brag about.
3. We're going to be watching that DVD from that one girl's dead dad.
4. If you greet me with “How are yaaaaaaa,” I’m gonna hurt yaaaaaaaa.
5. Driving a piano is dumb.
6. So is faking a baby.
7. When massaging someone, never enjoy it more than they do.
8. Never hire an interior designer with fake red hair and pink lipstick.
9. If he keeps calling the single mom, "Mommy", she's going to go home on her own.
10. Seven special needs people in one family is... concerning?
11. If you don't have "the biiiiig boooobs" you're not going to get a rose.
12. "I'm in theees situation because America wanted me to be the Bach-e-lor." And I'm about as excited as our opera singer when she accepted the rose, "Uh, yeah, sure. I guess."
13. Juan Pablo is clueless. “I know she’s gonna sleep well tonight!”
14. I’m going to miss half of what’s going on each week. I can’t read that fast.
15. I'm not the one who said, "Juan Pablo, I hope he dies!" Seriously. It wasn't me.
16. My pick for the final rose is Molly. The dog.
17. Sean quit going to the gym. 

How was it for you, Fellow Time Wasters? Did it leave you Juan-ting more? Or was this a Juan time thing? (I've got a ton of those) Until next time!