NAKED? Oh yeah. Sure. Everyone’s doing it. Aren’t you watching?
Dear Naked Girl, have some self respect. Your dad is watching this.
Dear ABC, really? How do you get away with Naked Girl actually walking naked down Santa Monica Blvd.? Isn’t that against the law?
Dear District Attorney Girl, your sign said “adopt.” How about adopting some morals? How about standing up for what you believe in? You didn’t want to stand naked wearing a piece of wood? So don’t!
I can’t help think that if Sean was the Bachelor, the naked pet pics scenario probably wouldn’t have happened. And he certainly wouldn’t have said it was okay because he was getting naked too. I was pretty disappointed in our Bachelor. My new favorite person might be the first grade teacher who swapped her “costume” for the fire hydrant. Good for her!
Dear Crazy Crying Girl, ¿Cómo se dice therapy?
Dear Two Moms, don’t worry. He’s only going to string you along until the Bachelor gods say he can dump you ‘cause you’ve got little ones at home and that wouldn’t be nice. But everyone else is fair game! Party on!
Dear Opera Singer lady with the big eyebrows, you’re still here?
Dear Reporter Girl, you didn’t get the job. Good luck with your next interview, okay? Buh-bye now.
“Get the disinfectant! Get the iodine!” Would someone please take Molly to the vet? Someone let her in the pool! Swimming in a vat of STD’s can’t be good for her.
What do you think of our Bachelor? Is he the best Juan yet? Or he is Juan boring dude? How many times is the word "naked" in this post? The "hymen maneuver"? Let's just leave that one alone, shall we?
Keep your clothes on, Friends. There's only two more weeks until Sean and Catherine’s wedding. I confess this blogger can’t wait. Did you see their invitation? Love it.
Until next time!
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