Move Over Prince Charming!

A musical version of the Bachelor? YES! I'd totally watch that!

Hail and well met, My Fellow Time Wasters! It's been too long. Yet, perhaps not long enough. Since Bachelor Chris claims "this is the best way to find love," we'd better get started!

If you made it through the first hour of Bachelor rejects of days gone by, I salute you. Really. It was excruciating. "We're 80/40 percent ready for our wedding!" chirped one of them. Don't make me go there.

Our gorgeous bachelor, with his rows and rows of teeth, certainly has a bevy of "ladies" to choose from. Some of them are pretty, and some of them are just pretty weird. But that's why we watch!

First out of the limo and first to receive a rose was Britt the Hugger! I did not think she was going to let him go. She's semi strange, but I see her going a loooong way.

Then we get a ca-RAY-zy ballet instructor with ostrich eyes, who wants mommy to pay her bills. You go girl! And I mean go!

Then there's a little cruise ship singer in her pink tu-tu, a news producer who can probably smash a watermelon between her thighs, and a woman who named her son Kale, and has never heard of alfalfa. "Is that organic?"

Then, we have... OH MY GOSH! MAKE IT STOP! The babymaker nurse/Disney princess with the yellow shoes and super long straight nose, and the VOICE of a thousand screeching nails ripping down a chalkboard.

Short-haired Kelsey with the dead husband of one year, the "I sell dead people" lady, the drunken Daisy Duke wannabe who quite bewilderingly got a rose. (Yes, really.) The girl who has a penchant for filthy jokes... I'm only laughing because she's going to make good TV. Really.  And let's not forget the fat girl, the pig nose girl, the Onion Girl, the random girl who has two kids (see ya), and the girl who wore a doily. And Kimberley. Who left and came back again.

Did you watch the previews of what's to come? Be sure to take the poll in the sidebar!

I've not been this excited about the Bachelor in a long time! Even if it's not a musical, I'll be singing along. Hope you'll join me!