Hometowns!

Annnnd we’re back.

It's time for the group date, with Kaitlyn, Britt, and Carly! It was all ice skating and lies. 

Let’s zip through this…

• Britt tells Chris how she felt about their little field trip to the farm, “We snuck out to Arlington and at first I wanted to kill myself, but then I saw the sunset and knew it was God’s country.”
• I think Carly's hand knows what we're all thinking:
  
• Then Carly tells Chris she’s “like, really freaked out” for him.
• Then Britt lies again and Chris kisses her.
• Then Kaitlyn gets the rose.
• Then Britt has a fit and rips into Chris for giving Kaitlyn the rose.
• Then Chris tells Britt he doesn’t want a smelly snake like her for a wife (or something like that).
• Then Britt sits on the curb and cries. Good bye Britt! Good bye Britt’s lipstick!
• Then Chris sends Carly home. Ah Carly. I’m sad to see you go. I’m sure we’ll see you on Bachelor Pad.

HOMETOWNS!!

There’s a lot to get through. Let’s summarize (because by the time you read this it’s going to be Monday again.)

Becca, the Quiet Virgin

• It turns out she's never brought a guy home before, so her entire family is there to witness history. 
• Talking with Becca’s sister and her mother, Chris finds out that Becca is “not an intimate person, by any means.” She doesn't like to be touched. She doesn't like public, or personal, displays of affection and has never had the urge to be close to a man before. 
• She’s quite possibly a lesbian.

Whitney

• I think I’m getting used to her voice.
• They make a baby.
• Chris wants her family’s blessing…. Oooo! He’s not said that with anyone else! SPOILER ALERT! Am I right?
• Whitney is in love with Chris.
• Whitney still hasn't seen Arlington.

Kaitlyn

• Kaitlyn is funny.
• I hate her lipstick.
• She likes rap and back allies and billboards.
• She’s got this whole Arizona/Canada thing going on.
• Her moms and dads are supportive.
• That’s all I've got. Do you see a connection? I don’t.

Naked Jade

• I seriously don’t remember anything about her family, except for the rusty cheese grater on the table in their family room.
• Jade finally reveals all. Literally.
• Chris’ giggle gets really high pitched.
• Jade leaves the laptop of porn on Chris’ coffee table….
• Chris bids adieu to Jade, “I swear it wasn't because of the pictures.  You know that, right?” Uh huh.

Next week we’re off to Bali! So who’s going to win this thing? Not Kaitlyn. There’s nothing there. Not Becca. She’s a lesbian. So that leaves Whitney? The girl who has this big career?

The big questions are:

• Did Chris look at the laptop again after Jade left?
• And if Whitney wins this thing, who’s the next Bachelorette?

See you in Bali!